- “Calgon, take me away!”
- “Damn, but don’t he look like Charles Manson?”
- “I’ll bet you twenty bucks he rises from the dead.”
- “Hey man, can you do that `water into wine’ bit right now? We’re all kind of thirsty.
- “Jesus Christ, look what they did to you!”
- “Hey, we can’t kill somebody today_it’s Good Friday.”
- “Excuse me sir, could you take off your helmet? I can’t see the crosses.”
- “What does INRI mean?”
- “God must be pretty cross! (snicker)”
- “Gee, they sure nailed that guy!”
