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Volume 4- Issue 5

Top Ten Optimum Times to Shout “By the Power of Grey Skull… I Have the Power!!!” at the Top of Your Lungs

March 1, 1994
top ten
  1. In the stall of any public restroom.
  2. In your sleep.
  3. During any job interview.
  4. Right now (go ahead, don’t be shy).
  5. At the end of a sad movie.
  6. When trying to attract women in a singles’ bar.
  7. When lifting your wife’s veil.
  8. During a final.
  9. In a crowded elevator stuck between floors.
  10. During sex.
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