- Stay home
- Ride RTD buses (who are we kidding?).
- Transporter beam
- Personal helicopter
- Commute once a week instead of daily
- Telecommute
- Take the Red Line subway (all 3 miles of it!)
- Take the Metrolink and relax in comfort and style
- Fake critical injuries to get ambulance ride to hospital close to
work - Wake up at 3 am to drive 95 miles over surface streets at 15 mph
