- Stop wondering and form two lines
behind either register!!
- Wardrobe completely ruined by grease
stains
- Never been recognized for their true
culinary genius
- Even the dorks at Domino’s get cars for
deliveries
- It’s hard to be patient when you were
raised by wolves
- Having husband like Dagwood can
really piss you off
- Fat Slice bumper stickers that say “Make
War, Not That Disgusting Pizza”
- Blue hair dye seeps into brain, causing
neurological damage
- Heartburn from so many cockroaches
- Piercing your nose really hurts
