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Top Ten Things to do in the Substance-Free-Dorm | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 5- Issue 1

Top Ten Things to do in the Substance-Free-Dorm

September 1, 1994
  1. Your RA.
  2. Pretend you are a narc.
  3. Call (900) numbers.
  4. Telekinesis.
  5. Square dancing.
  6. Snort Dipsticks and run around on a sugar high.
  7. Pet-sitting for police drug sniffing dogs.
  8. Sniffing others’ clothes after they return from Co-op party.
  9. Virtual kegger.
  10. Get high on life!