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Top Ten Things to Do at Berkeley Hot Tubs | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 9- Issue 1

Top Ten Things to Do at Berkeley Hot Tubs

September 1, 1999
  1. Make thousands of gremlins
  2. Massage Shirley Dean’s big
    greasy bologna tits
  3. Make enormous amounts of
    Ramen
  4. Sit on the drain and get your ass
    sucked out of your ass
  5. Have high-power Japanese
    business meetings
  6. Wear floaties
  7. Burn your nut sack
  8. Relax your cremaster muscle
  9. Spread disease
  10. Pee