Volume 9- Issue 4 Top Ten Worst Ways To End Your Senior Thesis April 1, 2000 top ten “…until the handle breaks off, and you have to go to the doctor to pull it out again!” “Donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey.” “Or not.” “This thesis will self-destruct in five seconds. “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” “Sieghiel!” “:)” “But all that will change after the operation.” “I know where you live, bitch!” “Ta-da!
