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Top Twelve Reasons Serina Johnson Stopped Writing Sex On Tuesday | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 7- Issue 5

Top Twelve Reasons Serina Johnson Stopped Writing Sex On Tuesday

March 1, 1998
  1. Sorority sisters found out she was literate.
  2. Writer’s cramp
  3. Chancellor Berdahl was impotent (politically, we mean)
  4. Depleted ova
  5. She’s not ready for a relationship. It’s just moving too fast.
  6. She got fired after casually commenting that Joe Eskinazi wasn’t funny
  7. Nobody reads the Daily Cal anyway.
  8. The thrill is gone.
  9. It’s not her bag, baby.
  10. Preferred just to Cuddle on Tuesday
  11. Pregnant on Wednesday.
  12. Had a headache on Tuesday