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Volume 12- Issue 6

Top Ten Greatest Things Prior to Sliced Bread

April 1, 2003
top ten
  1. Chicken… or the egg
  2. Unsliced condoms
  3. Fusion power
  4. The telephone
  5. Marzipan!
  6. Loaves
  7. Not dying of cholera
  8. Sex and/or masturbation
  9. Bread Slicer, invented in 1793 by Eli Whitney
  10. Sliced peanut butter
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