Last week, after a bitter defeat to the University of Arizona’s number one bas-ketball team, UC Berkeley’s star forward/center was seen at Kingpin Donuts eating apple fritters.
According to witnesses, Tamir consumed eight of the delicious pastries consectutively without so much as a breath.
“One, [num nurm chomp] two, [slobber bite bite] three,” said Tamir. “[nibble] mmm four [chew smack] five….” he later added. When he reached his last donut, Tamir exclaimed “[num nurm chomp] eight.”