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Volume 8- Issue 6

Top Ten Things We Can Expect to See in the Star Wars Prequel

May 1, 1999
top ten

  1. Optimus Prime

  2. C3P0 killing John Connor

  3. The token Black guy getting killed
  4. A token Black guy
  5. A pre-pubescent Chewbacca
  6. The icy planet of Hoth
  7. Kevin Bacon!
  8. Midgets in alien costumes
  9. Waldo
  10. The Emperor’s new clothes
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