In order to shape up their image after recent hazing accusations, the fraternity Sigma Phi Epsilon has hired a new house mother. Our sources have reported that the new house mother plans on revamping the entire fraternity through the practice of strict discipline. When reached for comment, Mistress Stryke had only one comment: “They’ve been bad.” A member of the fraternity who chose to remain anonymous responded, “Yes Mistress, may I have another?”
