- “Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
- “Can you hold on? There’s someone on the other line.”
- “Here’s a shout-out to all the 510 peeps who know that this shit gone down in the Eastside, bee-yotch. Hi mom.”
- “I just wanted someone to talk to…Hello?”
- “If you play ‘Where Have all the Cowboys Gone?’ one more time I’m going to send a pipe-bomb to your station.”
- “This goes out to all of my sex partners, who I wanted to tell that I have herpes.”
- “I hate my life. Play me a lullaby.”
- “This song is for Marcia. Baby, I’m sorry I got you pregnant and skipped town. Please forgive me. Can you send me money?”
- “Can you play that song? You know, that song, by that guy?”
- “Oh my god, I’m on the radio!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! Damn, my pants are wet.”
