- Any girl who is “not feeling fresh today”
- The Energizer Bunny
- Larry H. Parker
- The Magnavox dog
- Sally Struthers trying to persuade people to feed the children
- The Pizza Hut Bigfoot delivery dork
- Russ from the Lake Edna KFC
- The old lady who pronounces “Denny’s” as “Lenny’s”
- The Magnavox Smart Guy
- The Taco Bell Piano Guy
