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Top Five Reasons to Consider Dropping Out of School | The Heuristic Squelch

Top Five Reasons to Consider Dropping Out of School

  1. You need a dictionary to comprehend the word “graduation”
  2. You spend most of class time talking on cellular phone
  3. You forget exactly which multiple of four years college is supposed to be
  4. Beer and/or marijuana are staples of diet
  5. Semester is half over before you notice you don’t have any classes