Six marines in North Carolina have been indicted with the charge of trafficking military weapons and just generally “acting irresponsible,” according to a Marine official. “We just don’t see where we went wrong,” he told the Squelch. “I trained those boys personally.” The Squelch cautiously suggested that maybe government-sponsored training of 18 year olds to kill people was to blame. “That doesn’t explain why they’re fags,” he replied. “That’s true,” admitted the Squelch.