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Volume 14- Issue 2

Band’s Death Leads Baltic Region to War

October 1, 2004
newsflash, Unfunny Asshole 2

Freshman Kyle Watkins sat up suddenly in history class today, stunned to learn that world war had broken out over the death of hot new rock group Franz Ferdinand.

“Shit, I didn’t even know they were from Austria,” he explained.

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