After millennia of increasing demand from His growing fan base, God has finally announced that a follow-up to His popular first bestseller, The Bible, will arrive on book-shelves as early as mid-October. Though the author has chosen to keep the details of His new book under wraps, inside sources have revealed that this volume will feature far more judgment and 12% more sodomy. According to God’s publishers, this edition will also include half a dozen additional Commandments and “a bustier, more prolific messiah.”
Despite the success God enjoyed with The Bible, friends and family have leaked out that He is nervous about the sales of His second book, the title of which has yet to be released. God plans to promote the new book with forty days and forty nights of rainfall and a book-signing tour at Borders across the nation.
