A girl wearing a short black skirt with a tight pink tube top walked in front of a newsflash writer for a good thirty seconds on the way home. It was obvious from the contours of woman’s glutes that her undergarment consisted of a slender fabric hugging the inner crack of her ass and arching smoothly away towards her waistband.
The newsflash writer, who will remain unknown, stared intently with every bounce and jiggle. If only the newsflash writer could have removed the undergarment with his bare teeth and shown her what we do to bad girls, he would not have written a newsflash. Ah…some other newsflash. Later that night he was able to recall the event and slept comfortably.