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New Meeting Room!Come to Meetings of the Heuristic Squelch Wednesdays, 7PM at 262 Dwinelle! Also, remember to read The Sqlog!
Chivalry for the Modern Gentleman
Hail and well met, bro! As a young gentleman newly arrived at manhood, thou hast undoubtedly asked thyself, “How may I conduct myself with honor and dignity, all the while consorting with beauteous wenches and smiting mine enemies?” Of course thou hast! Unless thou art some kind of pussy. Art thou? ART THOU?
SPORTS DESK: You Suck at Beer Pong
Protesters Plan Tree-Sitter Sit
In an effort to challenge the University’s strict response to tree-sitters, protesters have recently announced plans to start a tree-sitter sit.
Tree Huggers Don't Bag It, Millions Perish
According to a joint statement issued by the USDA Forest Service and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, a new virus called Sudden Oak Death is on the rise in the human community. The disease, originating from Western Oak trees, has been traced to the University of California, Berkeley, where a group of tree-sitters on the campus are believed to have first contracted and passed the disease to humans. |
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