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New Meeting Room!Come to Meetings of the Heuristic Squelch Wednesdays, 7PM at 243 Dwinelle! Also, remember to read The Sqlog!
Saw XVI
The Edge Dulls
Scene 1Frightened Man: [waking up] What ... what's going on? What is this!?
Ahmadinejad Calls for Gay Immigration to Iran
Blasted for his recent assertion that “in Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country,” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attempted to clarify the nature of his comments in a press conference on Tuesday.
Remaining Flower Children to Raise Price of Free Love
During an emergency meeting on Tuesday, the members of the Berkeley chapter of the Sixties Counter-Cultural Preservation Society announced a hike in the price of unrestrained sexual experimentation.
Palestinian Militants Seize Aladdin's Lamp
The Palestinian nationalist group Hamas recently announced that their January breach of the Egyptian border at Gaza was not for “food” and “supplies,” but instead for the lamp containing the Genie from Disney’s Aladdin. After a pitched battle with Egyptian soldiers bearing Kalashnikovs and scimitars, Hamas managed to obtain the lamp and carry it deep into their own territory. |
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